i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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