She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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