i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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