I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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