I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Never let your siblings swipe right.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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