just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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