he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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