No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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