Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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