David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm always down for nudity.
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