But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
