Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize