bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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