please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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