You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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