in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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