didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
She's JV to your varsity
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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