Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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