It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
soo... how was my night?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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