the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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