Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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