Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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