So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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