just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
