Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
