I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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