So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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