You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
zippers are such a cool invention
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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