I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
