We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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