Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
