I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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