I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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