I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
he was CRYING into my vagina
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
