I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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