That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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