You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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