So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize