He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
zippers are such a cool invention
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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