Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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