He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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