Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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