You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
P.S. I can't hear my feet
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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