You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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