it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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