Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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