I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
