i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
