Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
