I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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