maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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