his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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