we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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