i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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