he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Randomize
