Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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