How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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